Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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