Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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