Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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