Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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