Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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