Christians are straight up FREAKS
I puked a lego.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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