see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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