Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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