How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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