Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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