grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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