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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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