i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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