okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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