Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
