found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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