'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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