happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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