you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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