can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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