It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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