ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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