I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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