Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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