I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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