What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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