I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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