i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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