Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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