I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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