He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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