Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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