Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There r osticjed everywhere
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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