Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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