She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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