I just threw up on my dentist
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Farmville is her only friend.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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