I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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