You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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