Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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