She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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