whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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