and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just gift wrapped bread.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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