On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so let's talk penis.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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