I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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