So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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