I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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