Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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