belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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