But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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