well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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