Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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