just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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