We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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