Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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