yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
only you would photoshop your dick
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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