Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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