If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
barbara walters just said penis...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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